Mwow, my fellow thirsty kitty friends. 
Dis be a picture of me taken by Staff who obviously has no empathy what-so-ever. I be patiently waitin’ by de sinks for a drinks. Staff KNOWS I’s preferin’ to drinks there, rather than go all the way out to de kitchen to my water bowl. I’s be feelin’ a bit put out by dis, and as I do sometimes, I be borrowin’ some music and alterin’ de lyrics to suit de moment:
Helplessly hoping,
His staff hovers nearby.
Awaiting a word,
Gasping at glimpses
of generous true spirit
He leaps, wishing he could
wit his paws, turn de faucet on hisself.
Wordlessly watching
He waits by de sink
and wonders
at de empty space inside
Heartlessly helping hisself to a snarky look
He scowls
Are staff comin’ to helps or not?
He is one kitty
He is too thirsty
He is three minutes waiting
Staff is for de turning on of de faucet!
OK….so it don’t exactly match CSN&Y’s lyrics, but you gets de picture. (Apologies to CSN&Y–find de true lyrics and a Youtube video of Helplessly Hoping HERE)
So, my fellow kitty friends, if you be have a better technique to gets your ways wit drinkin’ from where YOU wants too, lets me know. Mwow for now.
