I has my needs, y’know

Mwow.  Just Mwow.  Y’ know I’s not a complainer, my kitty friends…so you’ll be understandin’  the seriousness of what I must now say:  What’s up with all the early morning noise, scary machines, strangers, and…..worst of all….dogs!?!?  Right outside my window perch.  All summer.  First, staff got a case of the crazies and tore up the flowers where the little birdies would come and play–result? No birdies outside my perch.  Then, a stranger in a scary yellow machine comes and digs a huge hole–result? No birdies, and so much noise, my perch is unusable for napping.  Nearly every morning I’s awakened by the irritating tinkling of dog tags and then the running and barking and growling–right outside every window as they chases each other and pesters lizards and bugs–result? No birdies.  So.  I says again.  What. Is. Up. With. That?  I’s don’t think it’s too much to ask to have my tasty little birdie treats to stalk and watch outside my window perch.  I has my needs.  I’s thinkin’ it’s time to stop the insanity while there’s still a chance the little birdies will come around, but I’s not holding out much hope. Staff has some sort of plans for the big hole, they’s been talking to the dog’s people about it.  Seems like I’s gonna be denied my birdies just so staff can have something called ‘addition’…..mwowsighmwow….In the meanswhile,  I’s gonna thrash…er…I mean, play with a kitty hoots birdie for now….they’s pretty fun.  I’s likin’ one with pink feather-y stuff on its head right now….

See–like this one, ‘cept mine is a bit, um, “used”.  Check out one for yourself at Fat Cat, Inc–Dem Dum Birdies:  http://www.fatcatinc.com/html_site/1_dem.shtml   Hey, thanks for lettin’ me get that off my chest, my kitty friends.  I’s feelin’ a bit better now.  Mwow til next time!