Mwowin’ in the Wind

Groovy Greetings all you cats and kittens!  I’s got some great news!  Staff has built me my very own concert hall!  They’s callin’ it a front porch, but I’s here to tell ya that the accoustics are amazin’!  I’s been out there a-yowlin’—I means a-singin’ and my music carries all through the house and out into the yard!  I’s startin’ ta think of myself as the feline Bob Dylan, yup a Kitty Troubador, folk-mwower extraordinaire!  Check out what I plan to open my concert with:

How many birds must a cat stalk down,                                                                         

before you can call him a cat?

Yes, and how many times must the birdie land,

Before he lands in my mouth?

Yes, and how long will treats be kept in a canister,

before canisters are banned?

The answer, my kitty friends, is mwowin’ in the wind’

The answer is mwowin’ in the wind.

I’ll be a-mwowin’ nightly from the windowsill of my new concert hall.  Staff has already been askin’ for encores!  I’s hopin’ to get a band together and go on the road instead of goin’ to the “kitty hotel” next time staff travels.  Thinkin’ I’ll cut ya loose now, my kitty friends, to work on some new songs.

Peace, love and mwows,

Pook ‘Dylan’

(Apologies and thanks to the real Bob Dylan–actual lyrics for Blowin’ in the Wind accessed from http://orad.dent.kyushu-u.ac.jp/dylan/blowwind.html )